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CLEAN One to five
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Jump into it quick, even though the tub shudders—it still holds water
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Although gouging hurts, plucked pores can often result in tight cavities
Really sorry mate, but my skinny bum isn’t covered anymore
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Locator trousers take you where you need to go faster than your mum
A wooden buckle, for fastening together your best two embers
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DIRTY One to five
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Man punched another, two orifices were formed, woman jumped right in
A handful of grain always clogs up my drain when I take a shit
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Evidence of gold can often be found between two wet paving stones
My apologies, for the shoe dirt that you must forever kneel in
Authority spills onto lightly worn roots with full conviction
Text written by Orin Bristow